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The story of… ???? By Juju Evil Van Oink Once upon a
time, I (Juju) went out to my yard to do something, and I saw a turkey
there! “Mr. Gobbles!!” I growled. That turkey had
escaped from. Again!! Why
can’t that turkey just stay where he’s hiding!! And. Of course, he had
come
looking for ME. WHY ME?? THAT EVIL TURKEY!! I told myself to calm down and stared at the sky
for a couple of
minutes, and I saw a cloud. Not an average cloud of course,
but the
cloud looked strangely like Mr. Gobbles. Now at that point, I decided
to just
ignore (or maybe kill) that turkey, so I returned to what I was doing
before I
came out to my strange snow covered yard. Now what was that again… I stood there for 10 minutes trying to remember,
while I filled the
bucket with ice from the well. Wait! Ice from the well! I only just
remembered!!! I was out there to
get ice from the well! That must have been why Mr. Gobbles was staring
at me
with his head tilted, as if I was being weird. Er… Weirder than usual I
mean. When I turned to go inside my castle with the
ice, he pecked me, and
pointed at the sky. My natural curiosity nerve made my head point to
the sky,
where I saw the cloud turkey holding a banner, saying SEE YA JUJU!! I’M
HEADING
TO HAWAII! Now that
just couldn’t happen. That turkey go on vacation?!? To Hawaii?! Without
me!! I was so annoyed, that I grabbed his tail, just
when he jumped up in the
air, and started flapping up to that cloud. Turkeys these days! Did I
really
need a jolting flight holding on for dear life to a evil turkeys back
just to
see a… I didn’t actually know what I was going to see at that point, so
don’t
ask me why I was complaining. So there I was, flying to nowhere on a turkeys
tail, when I remembered
something about a rudder turning a plane… I wasn’t on a plane, but did
that
stop me? You guessed it! I think… NOPE!! I immediately shaped myself
into what
I thought a rudder looked like, I don’t think I actually looked like a
rudder,
after all I am darkly pretty *smiles, and poses for photo, and then
runs away from the camera* It worked!! I nearly jumped off
Mr.
Gobbles in joy, but instead I screamed, and he jumped, so I
fell off!!! I was falling through the air with nothing to
stop me. Down. Down. Down.
I looked down, and saw a deep sea. Probably the Pacific I think. I
suddenly
realized that I had my bucket of ice still. Like that’s helpful, but
the ice
had melted, and there was water and a bucket. Hmmmm. Buckets float
don’t they?
That’s what I thought at least but, I crashed on top of the empty
bucket with
the top up, and it sunk. I swam down and collected the bucket, and
turned it
other, and then tried to sit on it. WHY DIDN’T I HAVE A HAIRTIE WITH
ME? My
hair flicked me in the eye OW and made me crash again, while I crashed
again. I
was treading water there for 5 minutes, when a helicopter zoomed
overhead! I
didn’t think it saw me, so I tried to light a fire with the wood I had
in my
bucket. Problem. Wood wet. Problem. Where to light it? By the time I figured out that I would blow on
it to dry it, and light
it on the island about 5 kms away, I couldn’t see that helicopter at
all! I
swam to the island, and found sticks, to write a message on the sand.
It said:
‘MR. GOBBLES!! WHEN I FIND YOU YOU WON’T BE FALLING OUT OF TREES INTO
PONDS!
YOU’LL BE HIDING IN MY STOMACH!!!’ Then I climbed a tree and waited. And waited. And waited. And
waited. And
waited. And
waited. And
wait... Well, you get the point. I waited. Eventually, there was a whirring of wings, and
Mr. Gobbles appeared in
the helicopter I saw before. I know, because the propeller was purple.
He
circled the island 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 times, and he didn’t find me. Ha. That
serves
him right. I know that secretly in his heart, he loves me, and would be
upset
if I killed myself. When he was about to leave, I did a
superduperalacaduperhighjump
and
grabbed the bottom wheel ski thingy. He flew off to a island, tried to
land,
but I was in the way, holding the plane up. I scurried out of the way,
and hid
behind the helicopter. When he sat his turkey tail down by the big palm
tree and started
sobbing, I crept around the whole island, and finally found a coconut
under a
big rock. I took it around to behind the tree Mr. Gobbles was leaning
on, and
jumped out and cracked the coconut on his head, and run as fast as my
legs
would carry me out of his sight, and then walked down to the beach, and
doubled
back, and walked up to Gooble Gobbles, stood there a second, (he was
trying to
get coconut milk and tears out of his feathers. I grabbed that little
turkey and
gave him a good shaking. I don’t think
he’ll be sending me cloud messages again. Until next year… |