Saddy Dumpington was a man who liked
to share cheer and happiness to those around him, But he wasn't very
good at spreading cheers and happiness! Here I'll tell you one thing he
said to a cricket
"Hello Mr Cricket, You have no nerves
in your back legs so when i pull them off you won't feel a thing, Isn't
that great?"
Saddy Dumpington always ended his
sentences with isn't that great, Well almost
Story
One day after Saddy got kicked out of
the town for too much cheer and happiness he got a letter from the
towns folk, the letter went like this:
Dear Saddy
We
haven't done anything but laugh
Since
you have gone, please come
back and
say something miserable
and
depressig so we can have our
lives back
The Towns Folk
"Something misrable and depressing i
have never thought of such a thing!" Said Saddy. Just then along came a
weird snake
"Weird snakes are misrable and
depressing!" He thought.
So the next day Saddy strode into town
dressed as a weird snake.
"Hello everyone" He said," I'm weird
weird snake, Isn't that misrable and depressing?"
but everyone just laughed harder and
then laughed themselves into comas.
