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Currently from: 2-3-07 to 31-5-07
*Loud applause and cheers are heard as the top 10 are read aloud*
#1
Goes to...
Hannah!
For:
Emma had a pencil case
and giraffy WAS it's nameo {before it died}
Now giraffy's really sad because Emma perced it's earo
G I R A F F Y
G I R A F F Y
G I R A F F Y
and GIRAFFY WAS it's nameo
Now Emma has a different pencil case which is really spotty
But I liked the other pencil case better because it was GIRAFFY
G I R A F F Y
G I R A F F Y
G I R A F F Y
and GIRAFFY WAS it's nameo
{This has the tune to
B I N G O}
And Juju Probably wont like this songy...thing-ness-ness-ness {hint hint}
#2
Goes to...
Sedge!
For:
Today I met a horrible man at work! I was tired. I pointed to him and threw a metal vase at him just simply because he looked scared. He wore a shirt with huge numbers on it. The shirt was hairy and tasted very delicious! I was thinking of Turkey Tuesday. The disgusting computers weren\'t working. They didn\'t listen to me. I told it to stop buzzing and it told me it caught a minnow in its net. I told my friend to eat a knife but he just kept on chopping a thick phone book with a piece of staple. Yarruh! An awfully large crab bit me hard so I bit him back. The crab smelt like an orange. Maybe it was an applecrab. It crawled down my pants!
I opened the freezer to find something to cook for dinner. I found a plate and buttered it. Next I poured soup on it, then I found some yummy letters in my mail box and added that too. It was delicious! I was thirsty so I cut up some tea in a cup with my beautiful scissors. My dessert tasted good too; the gravy on my pants made them extra chewy! I wanted to exercise so I grabbed my coat and put it on my head. The neighbour next door said that I should see a doctor and I told him that he was an alien from pluto who came to try to enslave menkind. I went for a walk. I saw an apple on the ground so I picked it up. It bellowed at me and I dropped it. I saw a thing staring at me and I didn\'t know what it was. It bit me so I pinched it. The thing ate me and spat me back out. I told it to do something and it ate me again. Then it spat me back out again.
I was sleeping in my bathtub when I heard a diriooing sound. I looked around and saw a lobster pushing my piano down the stairs. The lobster crashed and the piano fell in my pot. I went back to sleep and I was sleepwalking towards the door. I stepped on a piglet that squeaked and bit me and I woke up. I chased the piglett down the hall and he fell into the microwave. I slammed the door of the microwave. I turned around and saw a grizzily bear with it\'s nose in my fridge. I yelled at it to get out but it turned around and bit me. I got angry so I bit it\'s ear and I growled at it and kicked it. It roared at me so I roared back at it. The bear opened it\'s mouth so I stapled its lips together. I went back to sleep in my tub and a heard the diriooing noise again. I yelled and went back to sleep.
#3
Goes to...
Llamas4ever!
For:
As I sat down to my boiling hot coffee in the morning, while drinking apple cider that fizzed too much and looked an awful lot like beer, I put my mind to the case of the missing llama. It had disappeared yesterday, at 7:2 o'clock. I thought, as I looked tiredly at my 72 children, WHY ON EARTH AM I, SHERLOCK HOLMES, THE GREATEST DETECTIVE OF ALL TIME, WORKING ON A CASE OF A MISSING LLAMA?!?!?!?!?!?!? So, I kissed my wife good-bye, ran out the door, and boarded the first train to djobouti, djobouti.
#4
Goes to...
Kiwi!
For:
THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION!
"Now for the one million dollar question...............How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
a)1
b)2
c)500000000000000000000000000000000000000
d)42"
Contestant calmly says to the host"I believe it is a)"
"WRONG!"shouts the host
"it was d 42"(host starts jumping up and down shouting "pop pop bang crash")
The contestant looks away in anger and just before he could walk away the hosts eyes turn red and he presses his big red button sending the poor contestant in to the dungeon of failure,"HA HA HA HA HA!!!"screams the crazy host.The host sits down and says"Join us next time on who wants to be a millionaire X-TREME EDITION!!!!!!".
Just as the credits start rolling the host jumps into his car and slams trough the wall.
Ten years later on a fancy new police show called 'the Simpsons'
"Today we caught a evil game show host who has been using his failed contestants as slaves, we also believe that he has been taking lots of 'gavascon' making him crazy and become obsessed with big red buttons that also explains his red eyes."
THE END
Remember 42 is the meaning of life and the universe.......
Now a note from our sponsors.
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Thank you for reading my story and congratulations on not dying when reading this because now you are cursed for 1000 years mwahahahahaha (presses big red button the vanishes).
#5
Goes to:
Panda!
For:
Emotions for Dummies I!
How To Be a Cynic: A Guide
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Are you paying attention? Put the ferret down and listen closely to these simple steps.
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1 - Put the ferret down, you've already been told once. Thank you.
2 - Raise your hands to your head - these being the things on the ends of your arms to the round thing on top of your neck.
3 - Here you will find a pair of rose-coloured spectacles.
4 - Remove them from your eyes.
5 - Let go of in downward direction.
6 - Bring your foot heavily into contact with spectacles.
7 - Repeat as often as you like.
8 - Find some acid - it's not as hard as you think.
9 - Pour acid on spectacles - NOTE: AIM AWAY FROM FACE.
10 [Optional] - Burn spectacles.
11 - You should now be able to see the world a heck of a lot clearer.
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Congratulations, you are now a negative sod.
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Thank you for reading Emotions for Dummies.
Coming soon: Crying - it's harder than you think.
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Authors note: No idiots were (intentionally) harmed in the making of this random story. the author would also like to apologise for the above cliché, but she could not resist.
#6
Goes to:
Devin!
For:
One day Ema walked down the street and someone asked her to act like a cow. She acted like milky white, the cow she was in the into the woods play, I was a tree. BACK TO DA STORY! Sooooo the person who asked her to be a cow was a witch who turned her InTOa coW. HA HA HA HEHHE HHEEEEEHHHHAAAA! come on it's fuuny laugh or not by for now I really think Ema is a CoW from PLutO! Ema is the creator of this website.
#7
Goes to:
!
For:
Once there was this super cool person named Avin. Avin Was super cool. Now Avin loved birds and birds loved Avin. avin then decided to play pingpong and beat this person named Piglet but Piglit beat Avin so Avin was sad. He told his one bird friend and she started singing \"you\'ve changed you smell bad your smellier in the woods. more stench more oder you\'ve got to get out of the woods\" the Avin fell asleep after being a cannible (he ate little red) and started snoring.
THE ENDY END... FOR NOW... DUN DUN DUN...
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAAHHAH ah whatever
#8
Goes to:
Misha!
For:
...Once, i was walking down the street, and i saw a stop sign...
..and then i attacked it with whipped cream...
..See? that totoly shows how smart i am...
#9
Goes to:
lla lla land!
For:
dear diary,
today i went to the catstore where i bought a potroast. i then came home and boiled the potroast in a pan. then i want to the pillow store and bought a panboil. i roasted the panboil in a pot.
today i want to the movies and saw parrots of the carrabean 72. it was a squak. whateva.
today i drank half a milkshake, and WOW!!! i felt like i had drinken half a milkshake!
my advice: if you ever try Anna\'s drink and it tastes good, DON\'T get one for yourself!
THE END
#10
Goes to:
Llama Luver!
For:
Once I went to the store and I saw a totally awesome purse that I just had to have but my mom said no so I was sad then I went home and played on neopets and listened to my iPod and ran around the house screaming random things and called by boyfriend who doesn't exist.
Congratulations for all of the all time winners, and I'm very pleased with all of them- They were all pretty... Random.! And EsPeCiAlLy May '07's!!
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