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Top 5 May 2007
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#1
Goes to...
Sedge!!
For:
Today I met a horrible man at work! I was tired. I pointed to him and threw a metal vase at him just simply because he looked scared. He wore a shirt with huge numbers on it. The shirt was hairy and tasted very delicious! I was thinking of Turkey Tuesday. The disgusting computers weren\'t working. They didn\'t listen to me. I told it to stop buzzing and it told me it caught a minnow in its net. I told my friend to eat a knife but he just kept on chopping a thick phone book with a piece of staple. Yarruh! An awfully large crab bit me hard so I bit him back. The crab smelt like an orange. Maybe it was an applecrab. It crawled down my pants!
I opened the freezer to find something to cook for dinner. I found a plate and buttered it. Next I poured soup on it, then I found some yummy letters in my mail box and added that too. It was delicious! I was thirsty so I cut up some tea in a cup with my beautiful scissors. My dessert tasted good too; the gravy on my pants made them extra chewy! I wanted to exercise so I grabbed my coat and put it on my head. The neighbour next door said that I should see a doctor and I told him that he was an alien from pluto who came to try to enslave menkind. I went for a walk. I saw an apple on the ground so I picked it up. It bellowed at me and I dropped it. I saw a thing staring at me and I didn\'t know what it was. It bit me so I pinched it. The thing ate me and spat me back out. I told it to do something and it ate me again. Then it spat me back out again.
I was sleeping in my bathtub when I heard a diriooing sound. I looked around and saw a lobster pushing my piano down the stairs. The lobster crashed and the piano fell in my pot. I went back to sleep and I was sleepwalking towards the door. I stepped on a piglet that squeaked and bit me and I woke up. I chased the piglett down the hall and he fell into the microwave. I slammed the door of the microwave. I turned around and saw a grizzily bear with it\'s nose in my fridge. I yelled at it to get out but it turned around and bit me. I got angry so I bit it\'s ear and I growled at it and kicked it. It roared at me so I roared back at it. The bear opened it\'s mouth so I stapled its lips together. I went back to sleep in my tub and a heard the diriooing noise again. I yelled and went back to sleep.
#2
Goes to...
Devin!!
For:
One day Ema walked down the street and someone asked her to act like a cow. She acted like milky white, the cow she was in the into the woods play, I was a tree. BACK TO DA STORY! Sooooo the person who asked her to be a cow was a witch who turned her InTOa coW. HA HA HA HEHHE HHEEEEEHHHHAAAA! come on it's fuuny laugh or not by for now I really think Ema is a CoW from PLutO! Ema is the creator of this website.
#3
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...
For:
If more than one goose is geese, then more then one moose is meese.
#4
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Once upon a time there was a woung maidin, a sad young lad (with his cow!!!) and a childless bakes and his wife, me!! Well the wife not the baker.
They all wanted something more than life. then every one except the baker\'s wife died because of a rare desies called snottus ballugaus.
the wife lived happiny ever after untill Cinderella\'s prince ran her over with his horse because... because... because... becase he didn\'t see her... yeah... i guess... anyway, she died and they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
#5
Goes to:
Kimiko
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Once there was a beautiful japanese princess named Sakura. She was loved by everyone except a certain boy she liked named Chris. They both went to the same school, and the annual dance was coming up. It was the girls choice. She didn't have the courage to ask Chris, but her friend, Luchia, said that Sakura should. So Sakura wrote a letter to ask Chris, but she hid in her book. While Sakura was walking to class, the letter came out of her book and Chris saw it. He read the letter and had a cute smile. Then the next day, Chris went up to Sakura and said, "Is this yours, Sakura," with a smile. Sakura was blushing and said, "Y-Yes." Chris said, "I will certainly go with you, princess." They lived happily ever after in Sakura's castle. The End.
Want the truth? It was REALLY hard to judge this month! I mean, I think the 5 and MORE will be going to the top 10 overall... MUCH BETTER THAN LAST MONTH! Keep it up, peeps, and I'll start the top 50!
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