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Top 5 May 2007


*Loud applause and cheers and POPS are heard as the top 5 are read aloud*



#1
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lla lla Land!!
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dear diary,
       today i went to the catstore where i bought a potroast.  i then came home and boiled the potroast in a pan.  then i want to the pillow store and bought a panboil.  i roasted the panboil in a pot. 

       today i want to the movies and saw parrots of the carrabean 72.  it was a squak.  whateva. 

      today i drank half a milkshake, and WOW!!! i felt like i had drinken half a milkshake!

     my advice:  if you ever try Anna\'s drink and it tastes good, DON\'T get one for yourself!
THE END


#2
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ReedPelt!!

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Once upon a time there was a frog. A prince walked up to the frog. The frog said \"If you kiss me I will become a beautiful princess!\" So of course the idiot kissed it. The frog then hippity-hopped away. Now the prince tasted only frog when he swallowed...

Moral of the story: Don\'t listen to talking frogs, they lie!

#3

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hub

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hub hub hub hub hub


#4

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platypuspus

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one day there was a platypuspus named mark who loved shopping for sunglasses.  he lived underground so he always ate the sunglasses.  then he got a dog who always acted piontless like a toad.  hip hip hooraY!

#5

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jane+misha  Note- Bob?

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hi my name is bob the 3323721315312565868515845545658569546591563.  i live in the democratic republic of the congo. it is very hot there.   

THE END (i love cheesecake)

These were some pretty good ones- I was thinking about doing a top 10, but then I didn't have too much trouble narrowing it down more:)



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