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From: Devin
Title: #26
Entry: One day Ema walked down the street and someone asked her to act like a cow. She acted like milky white, the cow she was in the into the woods play, I was a tree. BACK TO DA STORY! Sooooo the person who asked her to be a cow was a witch who turned her InTOa coW. HA HA HA HEHHE HHEEEEEHHHHAAAA! come on it's fuuny laugh or not by for now I really think Ema is a CoW from PLutO! Ema is the creator of this website.
Juju's comment: Hi Tree:D Only 1 out of 2 sorry, from JUUUUUPITER!!!!! YAY JUPS! *Rainy Day Man*
From: Devin the llama hater
Title: #27
Entry:
I HATE llamas ( just kiding )Juju's comment: Well that's understandable. WHAH *joins random noise contest* POP BANG CRASH PING PONG...
This is way better then my first entry. So now you'll have to put both of my entries on WHAAHH WHA HA HA WHAHAAAAHAA. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
From: DEVIN
Title: #28
Entry: juju this a comment on your comment(well kind of)To start of Jupiter we need some Pluto and Neptune. I even made up names for ALIENS. examples PLUY and Neifentuney ok that one is a little long. OH Yeah HANNA I wrote that so I get the random sound point and I have other ones RRREEEEHHHAAASEE, SHINK, NEPFEE( a word from Neptune)and pluoof( a word from Pluto
Juju's comment: ExcuseeMOI?! You said something along the lines that I DON'T LIKE PLUTO?! PLUTO IS THE BEST PLANET THERE!! (After Jupiter, of course) AND IT STILL IS A PLANET!!! Neptune... I liked Neptune, before Sailor Neptune betrayed the SS's, even though she and Uranus fought it off... I didn't like them as much since.
From: Sedge
Title: #29
Entry: Today I met a horrible man at work! I was tired. I pointed to him and threw a metal vase at him just simply because he looked scared. He wore a shirt with huge numbers on it. The shirt was hairy and tasted very delicious! I was thinking of Turkey Tuesday. The disgusting computers weren\'t working. They didn\'t listen to me. I told it to stop buzzing and it told me it caught a minnow in its net. I told my friend to eat a knife but he just kept on chopping a thick phone book with a piece of staple. Yarruh! An awfully large crab bit me hard so I bit him back. The crab smelt like an orange. Maybe it was an applecrab. It crawled down my pants!
I opened the freezer to find something to cook for dinner. I found a plate and buttered it. Next I poured soup on it, then I found some yummy letters in my mail box and added that too. It was delicious! I was thirsty so I cut up some tea in a cup with my beautiful scissors. My dessert tasted good too; the gravy on my pants made them extra chewy! I wanted to exercise so I grabbed my coat and put it on my head. The neighbour next door said that I should see a doctor and I told him that he was an alien from pluto who came to try to enslave menkind. I went for a walk. I saw an apple on the ground so I picked it up. It bellowed at me and I dropped it. I saw a thing staring at me and I didn\'t know what it was. It bit me so I pinched it. The thing ate me and spat me back out. I told it to do something and it ate me again. Then it spat me back out again.
I was sleeping in my bathtub when I heard a diriooing sound. I looked around and saw a lobster pushing my piano down the stairs. The lobster crashed and the piano fell in my pot. I went back to sleep and I was sleepwalking towards the door. I stepped on a piglet that squeaked and bit me and I woke up. I chased the piglett down the hall and he fell into the microwave. I slammed the door of the microwave. I turned around and saw a grizzily bear with it\'s nose in my fridge. I yelled at it to get out but it turned around and bit me. I got angry so I bit it\'s ear and I growled at it and kicked it. It roared at me so I roared back at it. The bear opened it\'s mouth so I stapled its lips together. I went back to sleep in my tub and a heard the diriooing noise again. I yelled and went back to sleep.
Juju's comment: Awww!! The poor little piggy! STAPLE THE BEAR! YEAHHHHH!
From: ...
Title: #30
Entry: If more than one goose is geese, then more then one moose is meese.
Juju's comment: Well I can't exacly disagree with that! Awesome logic!
From: liss_a_lou(you know who i am!)
Title: #31
Entry: Gasp! oh whumph! -disallowed word- *&^%$#@!
Juju's comment: No comment. So this section is basically pointless.
From: The Baker's Wife
Title: #32
Entry: Once upon a time there was me. i had a friend named Ema. Ema said \"HMMMMM!\" and then I Said \"Hmmmmm, YOU... MOOOOO\"
THE END
Juju's comment: *points finger* HMMMMMM. MOOOOO COW! EMA'S A MOO COW, EMA'S A POPPY MOO COW! *throws pie* Oh sorry... Did that hit you? I honestly didn't mean for it too...
From:
Title: #33
Entry: Once upon a time there was a woung maidin, a sad young lad (with his cow!!!) and a childless bakes and his wife, me!! Well the wife not the baker.
They all wanted something more than life. then every one except the baker\'s wife died because of a rare desies called snottus ballugaus.
the wife lived happiny ever after untill Cinderella\'s prince ran her over with his horse because... because... because... becase he didn\'t see her... yeah... i guess... anyway, she died and they all lived happily ever after.
THE END
Juju's comment: Snottus Ballugaus?! Please remind me that this is a random story contest!:D But I thought the prince had died, so how could he run her over?!:D:D
From: Kimiko
Title: #34
Entry: Once there was a beautiful japanese princess named Sakura. She was loved by everyone except a certain boy she liked named Chris. They both went to the same school, and the annual dance was coming up. It was the girls choice. She didn't have the courage to ask Chris, but her friend, Luchia, said that Sakura should. So Sakura wrote a letter to ask Chris, but she hid in her book. While Sakura was walking to class, the letter came out of her book and Chris saw it. He read the letter and had a cute smile. Then the next day, Chris went up to Sakura and said, "Is this yours, Sakura," with a smile. Sakura was blushing and said, "Y-Yes." Chris said, "I will certainly go with you, princess." They lived happily ever after in Sakura's castle. The End.
Juju's comment: Ahhh... A real happily ever after:) Much unlike the above... *pokes*
From: Name
Title: #35
Entry: the man in the yellow hat from curious george is awesome
Juju's comment: Really? My sister likes that program!
From: Baker's Wife
Title: #36
Entry: i like to eat oompaloompas
Juju's comment: Well that's nice! Happy Birthday!
From:
Title: #37
Entry:
Once there was this super cool person named Avin. Avin Was super cool. Now Avin loved birds and birds loved Avin. avin then decided to play pingpong and beat this person named Piglet but Piglit beat Avin so Avin was sad. He told his one bird friend and she started singing \"you\'ve changed you smell bad your smellier in the woods. more stench more oder you\'ve got to get out of the woods\" the Avin fell asleep after being a cannible (he ate little red) and started snoring.Juju's comment: EXCUSE MOI?!?! HE ATE LITTLE RED? I AM THE WOLLLLF AND IT IS MY JOB TO EAT (or scare) LITTLE RED!!
THE ENDY END... FOR NOW... DUN DUN DUN...
MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHAAHHAH ah whatever
From: Kimiko
Title: #38
Entry:
Once upon a time, a guy named Yianni and said, \"once I went to a restuarant and ate a burger.\"Juju's comment: Do you happen to be reffering to the entry? :D
From: Kimiko
Title: #39
Entry:
Once there was a girl named Sailor Moon! She was soooo COOL and had super powers. There were five sailor scouts (i think) and their names were Mars, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto. My favorite is Mars!!!Juju's comment: Nert wrong! 8 Sailor scouts: Mercury. Mars, JUPITER!, Venus, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, and there's ALOT more sailors, especially in the stars... SAILOR MOON RULES! Wait a moment... I'M SAD!! I WATCHED THE LAST EPISODE OF SM THE OTHER DAY:(:( But that's a GOOD thing! It means I can watch everything again:D But it was sooo SAD! SM RULLESS!! THE WORLD! As well as the foks, red and white turtles, kelp, cupboards, pigs,...
P.S: Devin, Llama\'s are cool!
From: Misha
Title: #40
Entry:
...Once, i was walking down the street, and i saw a stop sign...Juju's comment: Oh. Wow. Do you happen to mind if I worship you?! THAT IS SOOOOO TOTALLIA AWWEEESSOOOOMMMEEE!!
..and then i attacked it with whipped cream...
..See? that totoly shows how smart i am...
From: UFO
Title: #41
Entry:
UFO\'S are cool...Juju's comment: You have an Unidentified Flying Object? COOLIO! Can I try it out? Have you been to Jupiter?! I personally aren't that much of a fan of cheesecake to tell the truth! Grundo's are cute:) DRAIK'S RULE!
CSI is cool...
the CIA is cool...
laura\'s non-existant grundo is cool...
i like cheesecake
From: Aphrodite
Title: #42
Entry:
if you cry...Juju's comment: Excuse me, goddess of love?! THAT IS WHAT IIII SAY! Actually, It's what one of my friends used to say, but I don't know where that came from:)
i cry
if you laugh...
i laugh
if you jump off a bridge...
i laugh harder
From: Misha
Title: #43
Entry:
i know things you dont...Juju's comment: It's a fact of life. We will all go, one day. Be taken over, unnormal. Some people more, some less. Some are afraid of it, eternal peace. Some welcome it. But it will come, after the period of lifelessness.
i can force you to laugh...
the world is black...
and so am i.
you can\'t control what i say...
so there. i win. in your face.
the world is a happy place.
like a hippo with noodles on his back.
my sister read this and said i am weird
i say she is weird for thinking i\'m weird.
From: Whipped Cream in a can
Title: #44
Entry:
once upon a time...Juju's comment: Oh. Real whipped cream, or fake?
far far away..
i said...
i like whipped cream in a can...
From: Baker's Wife
Title: #45
Entry:
Juju you stink and I hate jupiterJuju's comment: *OH!* Like, totally OFFENDED! Critisize ME all you like, I'm not perfect, but what did Jupiter do to YOU?! Now, because I'm offended, let's have an english lesson! *claps* It should be,: ' Juju, you stink, and I hate Jupiter.' Jupiter is a noun, a proper noun, and it's special, so you should capatilize it. Fullstops are also special. They're like little dottys! I'm dotty! Dot Dot Pop! Wait. Don't distract me! I'm still offended!
From: Kimiko
Title: #46
Entry:
Once there was a boy named Devin the Llama Hater. He was very mean and VERY random!!!Juju's comment: :D:D!! LOL! I'm not gonna comment... P.O.P.!!
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