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Entrys! September, October, November and December, 2007.
Judging period is from December 28, 2007 to January 4, 2008
From: Hannah
Title: Mysterious Gay Boy
Entry:
Once there was a young man walking down the street. He was wearing pink tights, cutoff jeans, and a purple tank top. His hair was sparkly and gray because he was secretly 80 years old. An old woman hit on him but he took her knitting stick things and stabbed her in the eye and told her to STFU and go away. She cried.
Then a man passed by in a wheel chair. He was homeless and he had no legs. He was peeing on the 80 year old gay boy. David was all "WTH I DON'T LIKE THIS STORY" so I shut up.
Juju's comment: *coughs* Once, I died my hair gray...
From: The Baker's Wife... be afraid... very afraid
Title: *poke*
Entry:
ha! i just poked you!
so there
Juju's comment: High 5. *whacks you so hard that you scream* Whoops! That was a hard one. They're rare. DO YOU HAVE A POKING LICENSE?!?!
From: Cameron Ralston
Entry:
I love chocolate
You love chocolate
We're are happy eating chocolate
With a great big mouthful and a piece for me not you
Won't you say you'll eat some too
Juju's comment: *drools* Chocolate... Onions... Chocolate dipped onions... Goodness in a microwave proof bowl...
From: Cam(again)
Entry:
The adventures of Huggles the cute little thing.
Once upon a time there was a happy little creature by the name of Huggles. One day Huggles decided to go on an adventure to the candy castle to see her friend the candy princess . So she packed her bag full of sweets and soft toys and started on her journey.
To get to the castle she had to go through the forest. There were two paths the happy path and the evil path. Just as Huggles began to skip to the happy path she saw a pink balloon floating down the evil path. She chased the balloon for several minutes down the evil path.
Finally the pink balloon floated away through a gap in the trees. Huggles looked around but the path was gone. She started to panic "HELP! HELP!" she shouted but there was no reply. She sat for a few hours at the base of a giant tree. as she was playing with her neo pet she felt a jabbing in her back. she turned around but she could only see the tree. She felt the jabbing again. She turned around again and again saw nothing.
Getting tired of the forest she decided to climb the tree so she could see the castle. She climbed for few minutes and finally reached the top. She peered out into the distance and saw the fabulous candy castle. she looked back at the tree and saw a giant eye looking back at her. she tried to jump back to the ground but was caught by a giant wooden hand. "What are you?" asked Huggles. "I said the tree am an treeman and I am quite hungry". "Please don't eat me" squealed Huggles. "I wouldn't eat you" said the treeman "I am a candyarian (word I made up meaning only eats candy). "Can you take me to my friend house at candy castle, there's lots of candy there" asked Huggles. The treeman nodded and they began on there journey.
Along the way they learned much about each other such as the treeman is ACDC's biggest fan and that Huggles is good at football. Time flew by and before they knew it they were at the big candy gates. "Hello princess" shouted Huggles "I'm here to play and I brought my new friend the treeman.
The Princess ordered her workers to open the gates (she is very rich). Huggles and the treeman walked in and were soon stuffing their mouths with candy. The candy princess was very overweight (she eats lots of candy) but that didn't stop here eating more candy.
After 5 hours of eating candy they waddled back to the gate and said goodbye to one another. The treeman went back to the forest, the princess went back to eat more candy and Huggles skipped home and they all lived happily ever after.
The End
Juju's comment: The sharp jabbing? Yeah, that was me poking her. HIGH 5, PEOPLES!!!! WHOOT!!! Halloween... Candy... Chocolate dipped onions...
From: The baker's wife... be afraid... verry afraid
Entry: i am very very random!! : )
Juju's comment: *coughs* Er... High 5?
From: The baker's wife... be afraid... verry afraid
Entry: i once had a pumpkin named george but it rotted and i threw it into the woods
Juju's comment: Should have named it Bob. *nods*
From: The Baker's Wife... be afraid... very afraid
Entry:
into the woods is awesome!
Juju's comment: As has been quoted by the quoth.
From: The Baker's Wife... be afraid... very afraid
Entry:
the pumpkin was walking doun the street when a girl named JuJu frooloo decided to poke it with her pink lipgloss that had pretty purple and green sparkley stars in it... it was pretty... but sadly she used it all by coloring a circle in english class and then decided, at recess, to poke the baker's wife and say "pachow" and then the baker's wife poked the girl/cow named juju
Juju's comment:
A. It's P-A-S-H-A-W.
B. My comment. Oh yes. Lip gloss annoys me. But with purple and green stars? I can envision myself drawing things with that... So I found 'english class,' and I drew a hole in it. Right. OMG! Is there are person called 'teacher's instructions'? Quoth: Please follow your teachers instructions back to class.
From:
Entry:
scott ralston is the coolest person on the planet
Juju's comment: OK. So you get special privileges. BUT I AM THE COOLEST PEOPLE/PERSON ON JUPITER!!!!! SO THERE!!!!! MUAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! *taps H and A keys wildly*
From: The baker's wife... be afraid... verry afraid
Title: Happy Birthday
Entry:
Happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday dear person! happy birthday to you!
Juju's comment: Heeeeheeeeeheeeehee!!
From: The baker's wife... be afraid... verry afraid
Title: loopy
Entry:
"happy gobble gobble day" said a random finger
Juju's comment: Ooh! Ooh! I have an imaginairy turkey, and his name is Mr. Gobbles! He's evil. Like me. And... *eats hair*
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