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Entrys! April, May, June, and July 2008.
Judging period was from July 29 to August 5.


From: Melissa Kaye
Title: a boyfriend-stealing meanie
Entry:
As soon as I walked into the cafeteria, I heard two very distinct, yet different vioces calling my name.  They were inviting me to sit at their table for lunch.  I could have gone to either table, because I am a very neutral person.  When i say that it means that I get along with just about everybody. Some people might even call me the \'mayo in egg salad\', which is very unfortunate, because I hate egg salad.  It is also very unfortunate because everyone tries to be my friend at the same time, and I often get stuck in the middle of arguments and pressed for gossip from other parties.
 The first vioce, the one with which I was most likely to sit with, belonged to a fair-haired foriegn exchange student from london.  her name was Emma.  The second voice was one that I was not too fond of.  It belonged to an asian girl with long, dark hair and almond shaped eyes.  She was named Claudette.  Though this girl was beautiful, she was also a total bitch.  Up until last year, she had made my life miserable.  You see, I had a boyfriend.  This boyfriend also happened to be my very best freind.  Claudette, being beautiful as she was, told lies about me to him, and suducted him into believing that they were all true.
 Juju's comment: You don't like egg salad? *cries* Nor do I. :P I don't like mushrooms either. I'll eat egg salad, but MUSHROOMS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!

Anyway.

Aside from mushrooms,

That happens often... I hate it when a friend likes the person whom you like. Especially if the world says you like that person. xD


From:  Muaha
Title: Muahaaaa
Entry:
I\'m eating M&M\'s. I told someone that i took 10, but I really took 20!

Juju's comment:  ... ... ... LOVE YOUR NAME! LOVE THE TITLE!!! You know, it's not very nice to lie. Not that I ever lie...*coughs*


From: jstep
Title:  i have no idea what to wrtie
Entry:
i have no idea what to write i have no idea to write oh wait now i do and it is that jujuvanoink (also known as nirvana lover) is worsts enemy with me (akso known  as nirvana hater) and that i now i have nothing to write goodbye everyone
Juju's comment:  Hi, worst enemy. J. Step. STANE ENAJ!!!!!!! Why must you hate Nirvana so much? What did they ever do to you? WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU!?!?!??!??!? *cries* Sheesh. There's a reason why Smells Like Teen Spirit was like, the most popular song of the 1990's!!!!!!!!


From:  i *heart*... i don know... happiness, that workes
Title: this story has no title
Entry:
this story has no title so it is sad.
Juju's comment:  Aww. How sad. I don't care! HAHAHA! Like I don't care about... *whacks self* Yes. Hey, stalkers out there! Wait. I am a stalker. NOT! I'M NOT A STALKER! Actually I am. Stalkers are awesome... NO! NOT A...

Anyway. I *heart* happiness? THAT'S DOCTOR SLOTH'S SAYING!!!!!

Sloth pawns!


From:  nailpolish
Title: feet
Entry:
feet are weird. i don\'t like feet. they are weird... and gross. LIKE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!ooh burn.
Juju's comment:  Llamas are overrated.

From:  manyprettycolors
Title: POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP
Entry:
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Juju's comment: POP!!! THAT was an AWESOME RANDOM STORY!!!!!!

From:  Why should i tell YOU?
Title: suckity suck
Entry:
tests suck. you suck. I suck. life sucks.we ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!! =)

two years later.

You suck. and I ROCK! HA IN YO FACE LOOSER!!
Juju's comment:  'Tis right! I suck lollipops! 'tey are good!
You should tell me [your name] 'coz I'm not a bobo!

From: I\'m eviler than Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma
Title: OH!
Entry:
I am the eviliest person in the World! MUAH ha ha ha ha! MUAH HA HA HA HA!

this message will self distruct in 5 seconds.

5...4...3...2...1...0... POOF POP BANG CRASH ONAMONAPIA KABOOM...

ha ha your dead.
Juju's comment:  You know, Mister, I THINK YOU'RE MY EVIL IDENTICAL TWIN!!!!!!!!!! 'coz ir wasn't me... But it sounds exactly like me... WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY I'M NOT EVIL?!?! *cries, unevilly* ROAR! See? I'm evil!

From:  pooh
Title: my place
Entry:
where i live is boring , my friend used to live here but she moved away , i am friends with other people , but i still miss her sence of laughter , when she came over last she had glasses , now i have glasses, we usd to eamil each other , but i cant be stuffed , invercargill is a cold wet boring place to live with out her MANNN my life is boring
Juju's comment:  You're Winnie the Pooh?! *suddenly remembers a game of charades* How do you spell charades anyway? Wow. Assuming you knew me (YOU DON'T? STALKER! Wait... I'm talking... NOT A... *whacks self*) back then, 4, wow, 4 or 5 years ago, did I really have a sense of humor? Evilness? Randomeness? Sheesh, I must've been boringer!
Oh, and, I'm assuming you'r someone who's name starts with a S (not Winnie the Pooh:() and ends with an E, what did I do to you? I asked you to look at POT. SHEESH!

From:  sc ppl
Title:  vote
Entry:
VOTE FOR eMErald, or karen, brenda, and kimiko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER VOTE FOR USS!!!!! JESUS CHRIST YOU R MI LIFE...ALLELUIA ..........
BREAK THE YOLK.... WE ARE SCRAMBLING EGGSS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL ( TEEHEE )
Juju's comment:  *feebly holds up sign* Ema for spirit?

From:  poopy
Title: EEEERRRRGGGG!
Entry: blkech! monkey poo tasts bad!
Juju's comment:  You've tried it?! PWNFUL!!!! Awww... I never tried a hoo hoo grub with peanut butter! Oh well. Life moves forth. OOH! THAT'S MY NEW SAYING!!! ISN'T IT P W N FUL?! :)

From:  dig like a clam
Title: boom boom
Entry:
Boom bity boom boom! Boom bity bity bity bity bity bity Boom Bity Boom boom!
Juju's comment:  Can clams dig?

From:  Awesome-Radness
Title:  Completely Awesome
Entry:
1,2,3,4,5,7,19,67,10000,24,Hairy french pencils, 45,pop tart,11,3,95...75!! 75 marks on the arm of the girl next to me. The letters saided \"not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not,not ect. emo!\"
cause Captain twinkies is to THE RESCUE!!
Mrs.Captain Awesome ish saving us from C.R
and then we danced the night away-ay-ay-ay!!
Juju's comment:  You know, in my world, being a stalker is a good thing. And I used to be a proud stalker. But now I'm not. Well I am, but not proud. A stalker that is. I'm a stalker, but not proud of it. Anyone can go to google maps...
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Oh yes.
Commenting.
Random Stories.
AH YES.
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Deja Vu?
Weird!
*whacks self on head*
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Oh yes.
Commenting.
Random Stories.
AH YES.
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Deja Vu?
Weird!
*whacks self on head*
REAL DEJA VU!
Ooh, Ooh! Once I read a book about deja vu!
Against the point.
*dies*
Ah yes.
Wow. I'm sure I've said those exact words before.
ANYWAY. Yes. Twinkies. Right. Are they good?


From: Alice C
Title: Pen
Entry:
  There once was a happy pen.  He was tomato red.  He was shaped like a lovely heart.  He was made fun of because the only thing he ever said was...Atlanta, GA.  Eventually, he ran out of ink and was thrown away.
                 The End?
Juju's comment: When I opened my folder of random stories, I thought, 'Boy, I hope someone says 'The End' today! It makes a story so complete!' So THANK YOU! You made my life better again! *starts singing*

From: Manduh
Title: hi
Entry:
Hi Ema!!! I go to ur school! its ok that u didn\'t win spirit! I voted for u!!!  :(
Juju's comment:  You know how I have penorks? (Fork-pens) My teacher banned them. But next year, she won't be my teacher. MUAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Wha? I should say thanks?

OH!

Thankseeeeees!

From:
Title:
Entry:
i was once walking when saw wait what was i doing *splash*
Juju's comment: Wow... The magic dragon flew up...

From: AwesomeRadness
Title: Awesome
Entry:
Mr. Duck the Playtupus(how DO you spell that?) was walking down the street in his favorite top hat when he sees Mrs. Plastic Spork the Duck trying to fix her car. \"Whats the trouble Mrs.Plastic Spork the Duck?\" he asked her,swinging his cane. \"Oh my car broke down and I need to get to Ms.Straw Hat the Straw Hat\'s birthday party. I have the cake in the back and its getting quite frisky,\" she said, pulling a cake from her trunk. \"My my this is a sticky situation, but I have a plan,\" he said, whisled and in a flash Bob the Horse came dashing towards them. Mr. Duck the Playtupus jumped on  the horse with Mrs.Plastic Spork the Duck. After two minutes the horse died and then Mrs.Plastic Spork the Duck and Mr. Duck the Playtupus  jacked a car and drove the rest of the way to Ms.Straw Hat the Straw Hat\'s  where they killed everyone and had a lovely dinner together. They got married and had thirteen kids. The End
Juju's comment:  Please. Don't kill my little Mr. Pencil Face. Please.
RANDOM FACT: TRISKAIDEKAPHOBUA= FEAR OF THE #13!

From: EmaPop
Title: Poppy POP POP!
Entry: Ema traveled with her mum after leaping from a crashing plane and got banished from the country because she had no sleep the night before and chased a bunny. Then Ema ran around like a lunatic, she jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the surprise of the audience she got kidnapped and tortured to death.
Juju's comment:  I'm sad. *starts crying*

WAIT?! CRASHING PLANE? BANISHED? NO SLEEP? BUNNY? LUNATIC? ROOF COLLAPSED? KIDNAPPED? TORTURED TO DEATH?!

Did I ever say I couldn't win... Wait. Juju Van Oink can't win the random story competition...

From: EmaPop
Title: BANG!
Entry:
Ema discovered a wild dog on an ironing board and got banished from the country for no reason at all and banged her head on a wall. Ema just dodged three bullets, she felt a sudden ray of hope and as if it were a miracle she got the guy, the treasure and a nasty rash.
Juju's comment:  Matchbox 20 pwns too.

WILD DOG! IRONING BOARD! BANISHED AGAIN! BANGED, HEAD, WALL! DODGED BULLETS! HOPE! GOT THE GUY... Got the guy?

.

TREASURE? NASTY RASH?! PAWNFULLLLLLLLL!!!!

From: stephydog!!
Title: Juju
Entry:
I have meet Juju before and she has meet me lol!! have fun juju!!! bye for nw!!!
Juju's comment:  You know, I think I've lost my powers of obsevation. 'coz I didn't realize you were a dog.

From: I am above nicknames
Title: I am above titles.
Entry:
Hello ema,
You may not know it, but i am your freeky brain twin. You also may ot know that I am jumping on my bed as i write this because i have freeky brain powers.
Farewell for now.
-Juju VAN POP!

Juju's comment:  You're my evil identical twin? You know, evil identical twin, usually I don't make contact with you. You know, we're enemies and all? Are we friends now? OK then... Ya, I wish!

From: POOPY POTTER
Title: POOOOOOOOPY
Entry:
Harry Pooper Tried to walk home from school but got killed by Voldikins who then fellin a pile of elephant dung!
Juju's comment:  I should rename this the immature story contest. Does your name, other than 'POOPY POTTER' happen to be Peeves?

From: Awesome-Raddness
Title: BANG!
Entry:
Juju\'s comment:  You know, in my world, being a stalker is a good thing. And I used to be a proud stalker. But now I\'m not. Well I am, but not proud. A stalker that is. I\'m a stalker, but not proud of it. Anyone can go to google maps...
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Oh yes.
Commenting.
Random Stories.
AH YES.
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Deja Vu?
Weird!
*whacks self on head*
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Oh yes.
Commenting.
Random Stories.
AH YES.
ANYWAY.
Where was I?
Deja Vu?
Weird!
*whacks self on head*
REAL DEJA VU!
Ooh, Ooh! Once I read a book about deja vu!
Against the point.
*dies*
Ah yes.
Wow. I\'m sure I\'ve said those exact words before.
ANYWAY. Yes. Twinkies. Right. Are they good?



You posteded that last time. So I threw a twinkie at my computer to let you have one. Did you get it? Cause now my computer is all sticky....
Juju's comment:  My sould inhabits a body. That body does not spend 24/7 on a computer. And by the way, teleportation isn't available for public use yet. Just to let you know.

Although, I've never tried a twinkie anyway.

From: I'm cute like that
Title: The title of the story
Entry:
This is the beginning of my story. Aren\'t you AMAZED?!
This would\'ve been the middle of my story, but that evil flower ate it. So I pulled out a pointy stick and poked it. I don\'t have that stick anymore
This is the end of my story. You may all resume pretending to be productive now.
Juju's comment:  Productive. That would involve going to my guild. *sighs* It's tiring, being a leader. Does writing count as being productive? 'coz I had this AWESOME plot idea! A mind reader, tries to be a... I won't give it away. Ha. Like it's ever gonna get anywhere.

From: Fo shizzlin Mc Fizzle of completly Awesome mispelings and other Speling errore Pirate Ninja stuff the 4th
Title: This thing has tpo have a title?
Entry:
I have officaly been named the Speling errore Pirate Ninja! GO ME! And then I got attacked by the evil screams OF A PTERYDACTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And is came in and ate everyones hair but mine because I had a brick on my head. Yeah lets go with that...*cough*
ANYWAY....OH and then the evil pepsi overlords tried to take over the coke-a-cola army but the Coke-a-cola army was all like \"BWAHAHA EAT FLOWERS YOU FOOLS!\" and shot lazer beams of lazerness at them and they were all like \"Oh no! We\'re allergic to peanuts!\" and thats how the cow jumped over the moon.
Juju's comment:  Yes, it does have to have a title. See, I was going to do the voting thing... Ya.
Anyway, comments...
BWAHAHA EAT FLOWERS YOU FOOLS!
The army is related to me. Duuuuuuddddeeee!!!!


From: So flipping awesome your head explodes
Title: Did you know?
Entry:
That the sandwich was invented on my birthday?
And Mr.BunsBuns follows me everywhere?
and that the angels might eat me?
And the monster under my bed is quite fond of earl gray tea?
and that SPORKS ARE THE ESSENCE OF ALL EVIL AND NEED TO BE IN MY HANDS SO I CAN EAT YOU ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry about that. WHere was I?
And Juju, The Monster Under My Bed wants to know,Which came first, the pocket or the pants?
Juju's comment:  Shweet! My head is gonna explode! No, I didn't. Your birthday is the same as mine? 'Coz the sandwhich was invented on MY birthday! Mr. Nobody stops by me sometimes! :) Angels? Yeah. They might. Not positively, but probably.
Dear, The Monster Under My Bed of So flipping awesome your head explodes,
The pocket came first. Pockets are too cool.
Sincerely,
Juju.
Would you mind sending that to him/her?
SPORKS RULE THE WORLD!!! Ivy plants are awesome too, but SPORKS RULE!



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