| Favorite character on a keyboard |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then, the
'p' and 'o' keys are cool to... Put them together, and guess what it
makes?! |
| Only program ever watched |
SaIlOr MooN! Do do do do do do
do doooo do *starts humming Moons transformation theme from the S
series* |
| Often found |
Trying desperately to pull a
book off her nose *OW!* Adding random pages to her website, posting
smilies on her guilds
board, playing on neopets
*Yup! I can't believe I still love neo!* Trying desperately to contact
aliens, going HyPeR |
| Sayings |
I LOVE KELP!!! ~ Juju's a MOOO
COW! ~ Pigs rock! ~ Now how many times did I say that that time? ~ I
AM A POOOLLLLEEEE!!! ~ POP! ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ~ People are good:)~
Pashaw! ~That was like, so, totally, yesterday! |
| Things |
PIGS! POLES! KELP! BUZZY
BEES! FOOOOOORRRRRKKKKSSSSS! CUPBOARDS *Why is it spelled
cup-boards? They are usually boards, but I don't put cups on them!* |
| Planet/Sailor scout |
JUPITER!!! Then Pluto (And that
was even before I knew that there was such a thing as sailor moon) Then
Saturn. |
| Color |
BLACK! Then Purple, And Green |
| Place |
Bed. On the magic alien space
ship that is hiding from you. In her imagination, where dreams come
true. Her imagination. Somewhere over the
rainbow where pigs fly... I... What are the words again?! |
| Game |
Um.. 4 second
fury! |
| Neopets username{s} |
juju_van_oink alarainia
greenbeanma person_luva popaliscious emat312... I am only allowed 5
accounts.
Those are all my accounts. *guilty look* I don't have 20! *looks
around* Oops. That's 6. *coughs* |
| Band |
NIRVANA!!!!
Then the Foo
Fighters, and then Matchbox Twenty!!!! Although, The
Feelers, Lifehouse, Creed, and Coldplay are awesome too! And... *starts
stringing out names* |
| Author |
Hmm... Hard! Well, I loved Enid Blyton when I was younger, and still do... And, *pokes one of her friends* I absoloutely love Erin Hunter {Or rather, the 3 creators of Erin Hunter...}. Hmm... What else... OH! How could I forget? *pokes a different friend* K. A. Applegate! Scott Westerfeld is awesome too! |
| Series |
Another hard one! I'll put my
all time favs:) I REALLY love these books, and could read them a
zillion times and not get bored! The Famous Five by Enid Blyton. The Remnants by Katherine Applegate The Warriors series by Erin Hunter Midnighters by Scott Westerfeld Replica by Marilyn Kaye |
| Food |
Food is good:) I like food!
Yeah, anyway. Favs. Hmm. Chocolate {Especially good ol' New Zealand's Cadbury!!!!} Onions And although they aren't my favs, I HAVE tried chocolate dipped onions! They were GOOD! {{The chocolate sort of took away the sharpness of the onions... Maybe I should try cooked onions in them... OOH! I'll put a recipe somewhere in this page!}} And I HAVE eaten a whole onion raw, and a whole raw lemon. They take a while to eat, but they're GOOD! |
| Song |
ANOTHER hard one! Umm... Favs.
{Reminder, I have a weird music taste...} And some of these *pokes 6
months in a leaky boat* I used to absouloutely HATE! {In NO particular order!} This is how you remind me- Nickleback Zombie- The Cranberries All Rise- Blue All Apologies- Nirvana Lithinium- Nirvana In Bloom- Nirvana Lake of Fire- Cover by Nirvana Sappy- Nirvana Jesus Doesn't Want me for a Sunbeam- Cover by Nirvana EVERYTHING! by Nirvana!!! Hanging by the Moment- Lifehouse Sick Cycle Carousel- Lifehouse You and Me- Lifehouse The Scientist- Coldplay Fix You- Coldplay Yellow- Coldplay Won't Give In- Finn Brothers Nothing Wrong With You- Finn Brothers Supernova- The Feelers Six Months in a Leaky Boat- Split Enz Perfect Strangers- INXS Everlong- Foo Fighters Cold Day in the Sun- Foo Fighters The Pretender- Foo Fighters Learn to Fly- Foo Fighters Best of You- Foo Fighters Times Like These- Foo Fighters My Hero- Foo Fighters Hey there, Johnny Park!- Foo Fighters Breakout- Foo Fighters Let it Die- Foo Fighters EVERYTHING!!! by the Foo Fighters Message in a Bottle- The Police Long White Cross- Pluto Dance Stamina- Pluto Little Wonders- Rob Thomas Breakfast at Tiffanys- Deep Blue Something Bleed it Out- Linkin Park Faint- Linkin Park In the End- Linkin Park Thrash Unreal- Against Me! Better Man- Pearl Jam Victims of Love- Good Charlotte Route Venus- From Sailor Moon And alot more, but my favs folder has about 80 songs in it, so I'll pass for now:) |
| Album |
Umm... Not so hard, Playground
Battles by The Feelers, Nevermind, MTV Unplugged, and With the Lights
Out by Nirvana, and In Your Honor and There is Nothing Left to Lose by
the Foo Fighters. |
| Word |
Triskaidekaphobia! {{
Definition- An abnormal fear of the number 13}} |
| About Mr. Gobbles |
COMING!!! |
|
The story of… ???? By Juju Evil Van Oink Once upon a
time, I (Juju) went out to my yard to do something, and I saw a turkey
there! “Mr. Gobbles!!” I growled. That turkey had
escaped from. Again!! Why
can’t that turkey just stay where he’s hiding!! And. Of course, he had
come
looking for ME. WHY ME?? THAT EVIL TURKEY!! I told myself to calm down and stared at the sky
for a couple of
minutes, and I saw a cloud. Not an average cloud of course,
but the
cloud looked strangely like Mr. Gobbles. Now at that point, I decided
to just
ignore (or maybe kill) that turkey, so I returned to what I was doing
before I
came out to my strange snow covered yard. Now what was that again… I stood there for 10 minutes trying to remember,
while I filled the
bucket with ice from the well. Wait! Ice from the well! I only just
remembered!!! I was out there to
get ice from the well! That must have been why Mr. Gobbles was staring
at me
with his head tilted, as if I was being weird. Er… Weirder than usual I
mean. When I turned to go inside my castle with the
ice, he pecked me, and
pointed at the sky. My natural curiosity nerve made my head point to
the sky,
where I saw the cloud turkey holding a banner, saying SEE YA JUJU!! I’M
HEADING
TO HAWAII! Now that
just couldn’t happen. That turkey go on vacation?!? To Hawaii?! Without
me!! I was so annoyed, that I grabbed his tail, just
when he jumped up in the
air, and started flapping up to that cloud. Turkeys these days! Did I
really
need a jolting flight holding on for dear life to a evil turkeys back
just to
see a… I didn’t actually know what I was going to see at that point, so
don’t
ask me why I was complaining. So there I was, flying to nowhere on a turkeys
tail, when I remembered
something about a rudder turning a plane… I wasn’t on a plane, but did
that
stop me? You guessed it! I think… NOPE!! I immediately shaped myself
into what
I thought a rudder looked like, I don’t think I actually looked like a
rudder,
after all I am darkly pretty *smiles, and poses for photo, and then
runs away from the camera* It worked!! I nearly jumped off
Mr.
Gobbles in joy, but instead I screamed, and he jumped, so I
fell off!!! I was falling through the air with nothing to
stop me. Down. Down. Down.
I looked down, and saw a deep sea. Probably the Pacific I think. I
suddenly
realized that I had my bucket of ice still. Like that’s helpful, but
the ice
had melted, and there was water and a bucket. Hmmmm. Buckets float
don’t they?
That’s what I thought at least but, I crashed on top of the empty
bucket with
the top up, and it sunk. I swam down and collected the bucket, and
turned it
other, and then tried to sit on it. WHY DIDN’T I HAVE A HAIRTIE WITH
ME? My
hair flicked me in the eye OW and made me crash again, while I crashed
again. I
was treading water there for 5 minutes, when a helicopter zoomed
overhead! I
didn’t think it saw me, so I tried to light a fire with the wood I had
in my
bucket. Problem. Wood wet. Problem. Where to light it? By the time I figured out that I would blow on
it to dry it, and light
it on the island about 5 kms away, I couldn’t see that helicopter at
all! I
swam to the island, and found sticks, to write a message on the sand.
It said:
‘MR. GOBBLES!! WHEN I FIND YOU YOU WON’T BE FALLING OUT OF TREES INTO
PONDS!
YOU’LL BE HIDING IN MY STOMACH!!!’ Then I climbed a tree and waited. And waited. And waited. And
waited. And
waited. And
waited. And
wait... Well, you get the point. I waited. Eventually, there was a whirring of wings, and
Mr. Gobbles appeared in
the helicopter I saw before. I know, because the propeller was purple.
He
circled the island 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 times, and he didn’t find me. Ha. That
serves
him right. I know that secretly in his heart, he loves me, and would be
upset
if I killed myself. When he was about to leave, I did a
superduperalacaduperhighjump
and
grabbed the bottom wheel ski thingy. He flew off to a island, tried to
land,
but I was in the way, holding the plane up. I scurried out of the way,
and hid
behind the helicopter. When he sat his turkey tail down by the big palm
tree and started
sobbing, I crept around the whole island, and finally found a coconut
under a
big rock. I took it around to behind the tree Mr. Gobbles was leaning
on, and
jumped out and cracked the coconut on his head, and run as fast as my
legs
would carry me out of his sight, and then walked down to the beach, and
doubled
back, and walked up to Gooble Gobbles, stood there a second, (he was
trying to
get coconut milk and tears out of his feathers. I grabbed that little
turkey and
gave him a good shaking. I don’t think
he’ll be sending me cloud messages again. Until next year… |
| The story about the time Mr.
Gobbles discovered ice. By Juju Van Oink. Once upon time, when Mr. Gobbles was a very tiny turkey, and didn't get up to too much mischief, he was playing hide and seek. It was early in the morning, and we had just had breakfast. He counted first. I ran outside in my gumboots and my jacket, and ran to hide up the great oak tree in my yard. I was just at the bottom of the tree, and about to start climbing, when I slipped on some ice! One foot slid right over the ice, but the other went straight through the ice! I fell down on my back. It hurt! I hear Mr. Gobbles shout '100!,' an I quickly got up. I grabbed a piece of ice, and slipped it in my gumboot, and started climbing the tree. When I was at the top, I took out my ice, and held it wrapped around my jacket sleeve. A cold breeze blew, and I shivered, huddling down in my jacket. Mr. Gobbles came outside, shouting, "Juuuuuuu- juuuuuu..." I giggled loudly on purpose, not wanting him to take to long- It was getting cold. He scratched his head with his wing. |
| Recipe for Chocolate Dipped
Onions. I don't know if it has been invented before my days, but yeah, by Juju E. Van Oink:) YOU WILL NEED: A bowl A plate A chopping board A knife {no not to kill!} A microwave onion Chocolate chips {About 2 cups per onion} An onion {depends on how much you want} RECIPE: First, pour one or two cupfuls of chocolate chips into a bowl, and melt. DON'T EAT!{I'll bite you if you cut up the onion, and don't let your eyes water. Maybe it's a Juju thing, but her eyes really WATER! Sorry! You don't need to know about the pain... I'm rambling. ANYWAY! Use the chopping board and the knife. The onion should be cut up into strips, the size doesn't really matter. Your onion can be cooked. Dip the onion in the chocolate, and EAT!!! |